Church Scripts Online. Worship

The Wave

A Passerby questions a man who is waving his arms on a street corner. The Arm Waver has no idea why he is waving his arms, except that someone told him to. Why do we do the things we do?

$10.00 (USD)

Basking in the Sun

Two women discuss the sun while tanning. However one of them is worshipping "the sun" and the other is worshipping "the Son."

$10.00 (USD)

American Idol Worship

Three people audition for the worship choir, but even our American Idol judges can tell they just don't have the right heart.

$10.00 (USD)

Sing Badly Unto the Lord

A member of the congregation interrupts your Worship Leader to ask how people who sing badly can worship the Lord.

$10.00 (USD)

You Smell

A girl puts on perfumes from the world thinking it will make her smell better. It has the opposite effect.

$10.00 (USD)

Stick 'Em Up

A robber convinces his victim that it's really "giving" not "stealing."

$10.00 (USD)